So like, i realised that if im listening to music, and i need to sneeze. i sneeze in time with the music.
cooolll
Where do birds go when it rains?
i feel that everyone at uni is trying so hard, its like everyones personality has been dialed up three notches - intense and in your face all the time (including myself).
chill out, don’t try so hard…i’m sure the watered down version is just as good?
and probably a bit less pretentious…
To do list:
- Play “The floor is made of lava”
My tea is the perfect temperature
I love how much you care, but dang. its good.
MATT YA RAPIST
Found the pokemon version of the old spice advert:
Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your
Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren’t mine, but if you stopped
using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training
them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine. Look down,
…back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your
Pokemon could battle like.
What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a masterball with two of those Pokemon that you love.
Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW EVOLVING.
Anything is possible when you train your Pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I’m on a Rapidash. LOLLLL
BEST.
HUMAN SPONGE
You know the whole thing about getting into a bath of vodka makes you die. because you soak up the alcohol through your skin.
Well is it just me, or does the same thing happen when you have a normal bath (in water)? because whenever i decide to have a bath, when i get out, im really bloated and headachey.
seriously, can you reply? because i want to know if im the cousin of Spongebob.
My Brother
“That’s not how you spell sixties. It’s ’60s not 60’s.”
SUCH A SMARTASS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHO GIVES A SHIT?
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