September 2010
1 post
So like, i realised that if im listening to music, and i need to sneeze. i sneeze in time with the music.
cooolll
August 2010
3 posts
Where do birds go when it rains?
July 2010
7 posts
My tea is the perfect temperature
I love how much you care, but dang. its good.
Found the pokemon version of the old spice advert:
Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren’t mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine. Look down, …back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle...
HUMAN SPONGE
You know the whole thing about getting into a bath of vodka makes you die. because you soak up the alcohol through your skin.
Well is it just me, or does the same thing happen when you have a normal bath (in water)? because whenever i decide to have a bath, when i get out, im really bloated and headachey.
seriously, can you reply? because i want to know if im the cousin of Spongebob.
My Brother
“That’s not how you spell sixties. It’s ’60s not 60’s.”
SUCH A SMARTASS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHO GIVES A SHIT?
June 2010
8 posts
My mother has this unhealthy obsession with facebook. so she asks me:
Mum: How many fans do you have on facebook?
Me: I don’t have a fan page.
Mum: Do you want me to make you one? You’ll have to teach me.
good day.
Today was sickas for no reason.
I woke up and i wasnt tired. even though i stayed up to watch the footy show last night. you know when you just wake up not tired. that happened.
then i walked down to work, got there perfect timing.
worked for like 6 hours. and didnt fuck up once. and all the customers were nice n shit.
Then i walked home in the rain, hheeaavveennnn!! (Not sarcasm)
When i got...
Channel 7:
2009: What?! Michael Jackson died?! quick! get Larry Emdur on the line! we need him to sit awkwardly on a couch and pretend to interview people.
2010: What?! Julia Gillard is the new PM?! quick! get Larry Emdur on the line! we need him to sit awkwardly on a couch and pretend to interview people.
2011: ???
so hungry.
Am I the only one who gets cravings for food that was sold at your primary school’s canteen? like CHRIST, what i wouldnt give for cheese popcorn, which was so cheesy that it was almost sweet. amazing.
but i really want those snakes. which were like yoghurt killer pythons. yummmm omg. im dying. take me back to kps.
Do you rek that thats the reason why teachers decide to teach at the school...
shoulder
4am last night i woke myself up by nearly re-dislocating my shoulder. its all moved around now and the muscles are fucked again :( saaddd ffaacceee. Now probably no netball for me this year :”( :”( :”( :”( :”(
May 2010
6 posts
Now I’m addicted to Pac-man.
THANKS GOOGLE.
people suck
I have to get an interview for an assignment ive got for radio class. and i sent this really friendly email asking this shopkeeper. (SHOPKEEPER) for literally a 1 minute interview. It was actually the nicest email ive ever sent. I swear i said ‘thank you’ at least 3 times in a small paragraph. and then, three days later. (three days that i could have been searching for different...
April 2010
6 posts
“I need fly wire in my life”
– Nez (mumma)
Face
Scenario 1
Person 1 becomes a fan of something Person 2 “likes” the fact that person 1 became a fan of that particular thing, so they like it.
Scenario 2
Person 1 becomes a fan of something Person 2 doesnt care about person 1 but happens to like the same thing, so they “become a fan” also.
Facebook doesnt seem to understand the difference.
My life is heinous
Today, I sat on my couch in a doona and listened to “boom shake the room” by The Fresh Prince on repeat for 2 hours. MLIH
(I say this in the past tense, but reality is that its happening right now)
March 2010
5 posts
Barbeque Shapes > Pizza Shapes
“This next song is about a lost love. Literally a lost love, she went missing...”
– Merriman Weir, folk singer (Matthew Holness, comedian)
February 2010
2 posts
dramazzz
pullshapes:
so i was at porges house on fri night, just chilling. then i started feeling shetty, then i was vomming, then it was like 3am and i wanted to kill myself, so i called my mummy and she took me to the hosp. so i spent like 7 hours at epworth just chilling (but not actually because it felt like someone was stabbing me constantly) and then the drugs they gave me to make the nausea go...
So I put on a music channel, and MC Hammer - Can’t Touch This comes on:
Mum: Look at his pants!? Me: Yeah, they’re hammer pants Mum: Who is this guy? Me: Mc Hammer, mum Mum:…he looks stupid.
January 2010
2 posts
I just made a t-shirt specifically to wear to the big day out.
I love holidays.
December 2009
4 posts
ba ba ba BOOM.
I have been totally neglecting tumblr. my tumblarity is 0. hahaha
Its not like im that cool that im never on the computer because im out living life. Im on facebook ALL THE TIME. Also i think its because i used to post how much i hated year 12 but now… i dont have this problem.
blergh
jessyt:
anyone been in contact with jaz?
no! the bitch is uncontactable. i want to know how she did!
November 2009
131 posts
Schoolies!!!!
Best week ever. I’ve been at home for about 2 hours (one of which I was taking a bath) and I’m already pissed off about being home. family sucks. friends rock.
My days at schoolies consisted of:
-Wake up at 2pm -Eat coco pops -Go to the beach -Walk home at about 5:00 -Watch an episode or two of Girls Of The Playboy Mansion -Eat -Chill at home for a bit -Drink a whole pile of smirnoff...
Shoulder Chronicles...
I was playing netball. And I went to do some AMAZING intercept, and my arm shot out of its socket.
So I somehow got into a wheelchair and took some panadol. The people at the netball court called an ambulance, and when they got to me they squirted some pain killers up my nose. then gave me some green tube to suck on which was like some intense drug which made me high. hahaha when I got to the...
It's really cold here in the land of DELUSION.
STILL NOT COMPLETELY PACKED
tbl11:
wowowowow in less than 2 hours i will be ON AN AEROPLANE. THATS RIGHT BETCHESSSSSSSSS WOWOWOWOWOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but i will miss you all! so make sure you post lots and email/INBOX me, thats right, INBOX cause now i know how to use facebook…kind of not really …. you put up with my really deep posts.
ps. tumblr party when i get back? hahaha loves it :)
JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ IM...
My Day:
9:00 to 10:00am: Sleep 10:00 to 11:00am: Sleep 11:00 to 12:00am: Sleep 12:00 to 1:00pm: Sleep 1:00 to 2:00pm: lay in bed and listened to a CD 2:00 to 3:00pm: Watch tv 3:00 to 4:00pm: Watch tv 4:00 to 4:15pm: Go to the book shop and pick up my book* 4:15 to 5:45pm: Read my book**
*Tiny acts of rebellion (97 almost-legal ways to stick it to the man) By Rich Fulcher
**It’s amazing