Shoulder Chronicles…
I was playing netball. And I went to do some AMAZING intercept, and my arm shot out of its socket.
So I somehow got into a wheelchair and took some panadol.
The people at the netball court called an ambulance, and when they got to me they squirted some pain killers up my nose. then gave me some green tube to suck on which was like some intense drug which made me high. hahaha
when I got to the hospital they shot me up with a pile of morphine. Then I was still dying from pain, so they gave me more morphine.
Then I got an x-ray.
Then I lay there for like 40 mins dying. Then they gave me a general anesthetic, and poped my shoulder back in, then I slept for like 2 and a half hours.
Then I got another x-ray.
Then I went home and heard all the stories of what I said when I was smashed off my face on morphine. hahaha.. gooood times.
But now Im meant to be at schoolies, but im not, im here with a sore shoulder and a pile of extra strenght panadol.
