Channel 7:

2009: What?! Michael Jackson died?! quick! get Larry Emdur on the line! we need him to sit awkwardly on a couch and pretend to interview people.

2010: What?! Julia Gillard is the new PM?! quick! get Larry Emdur on the line! we need him to sit awkwardly on a couch and pretend to interview people.

2011: ???