HUMAN SPONGE

You know the whole thing about getting into a bath of vodka makes you die. because you soak up the alcohol through your skin.

Well is it just me, or does the same thing happen when you have a normal bath (in water)? because whenever i decide to have a bath, when i get out, im really bloated and headachey.

seriously, can you reply? because i want to know if im the cousin of Spongebob.