Found the pokemon version of the old spice advert:

Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your
Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren’t mine, but if you stopped
using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training
them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine. Look down,
…back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your
Pokemon could battle like.
What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a masterball with two of those Pokemon that you love.
Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW EVOLVING.
Anything is possible when you train your Pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I’m on a Rapidash. LOLLLL